Daily Quotes

Swear quote : To make a solemn declaration

I swear by that old expression, ‘One monkey don’t stop no show!’ The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.-Angie Stone

 

lot of people don’t realize that depression is an illness. I don’t wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.-Jonathan Davis

 

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs.-John Ratzenberger

 

There are so many little girls who follow me and look up to me. I’m their role model, so I have to make sure I’m always being professional and not putting any swear words out there – just really putting positive things out there on the Internet.-Jordyn Wieber

 

Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.-Shawn Levy

 

It’s all about sound. It’s that simple. Wireless is wireless, and it’s digital. Hopefully somewhere along the line somebody will add more ones to the zeros. When digital first started, I swear I could hear the gap between the ones and the zeros.-Eddie Van Halen S

 

All presidents swear an oath to the Constitution to keep this country united, and when the country fell apart, Lincoln had to put it back together again, with a lot of help. But he bore total responsibility.- Steven Spielberg

 

All presidents swear an oath to the Constitution to keep this country united, and when the country fell apart, Lincoln had to put it back together again, with a lot of help. But he bore total responsibility.- Steven Spielberg

 

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit.-David Sedaris

 

 

Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word… nothing actually happens.- Richard Curtis

 

In general, there are usually two reasons to swear–to get someone’s attention and because it’s fun.-Aaron Burch

 

The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.- Stephen Fry

 

I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised.-Dean Koontz

 

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.-Pawan Mishra

 

Swearing relieves the feelings – that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn’t answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.-Jerome K. Jerome

 

To tell you the truth – mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn’t like your wife to know I said it – the women folk don’t understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear.-Jerome K. Jerome

 

If human beings weren’t ‘dumbable’ enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a handful of individuals.-Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

Minsk! How pissed-off that sounded! It was great. You could scare the bejayzus out of someone if you said it right.-Marian Keyes

 

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.-Andy Richter

 

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn’t put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.-Jamie Oliver

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