some good jokes

Then there was the fellow who was so generous to his
 that he finally had to marry her for his money.

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We are practically engaged –
 He is just waiting for his finance to return the ring!”


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The hillbilly had made his first visit to a big city. He stood in the lobby to a new skyscraper,
His eyes glued to a door with little numbers over it. An aged woman stepped through the door in to what appeared to be a large closet, a light flashed and the door closed. Some seconds later the elevator door opened, and out stepped a beautiful young girl.
“Golly Gee,” marveled, the hillbilly.
“I should have brought alone my wife.”