famous quotes for Thursday morning

I became policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.

The mistake are all there waiting to be made.

 A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Punctuality is the thief of time.

He who marries a widow will often have a dead man’s head thrown in his dish.

I don’t knows the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Nothing is said that has not been said before .

Money is a good servant, but dangerous master.

He that wants money, means and content, is without three goods friends.

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

He that does not save pennies will never have dollars.

Rome was not built in a day.

Where words fail, music speaks.

Self defense is nature’s oldest law.