best joke of the day

Two old Scotsmen, one a doctor and the other dentist for many years, had wondered how

Old the other was. However, neither would say. Suddenly dentist died, and the doctor knew

That if he peeped in to the grave he would at last know, form the inscribed brass

Plate, if his friend was older than he. When the funeral service was over he leaned over

The grave and looked at the brass plate. It only said: Angus MCFarly, surgeon Dentist hours: 10 till 4.’